For orders and billing,
email us at email@example.com
SEE NOTE BELOW
You can email me personally
SEE NOTE BELOW
Call us at (541)
Mail to Kinetic
Vehicles, PO Box 1150, Creswell, OR 97426*
IMPORTANT EMAIL INFORMATION:
Lately we've been deluged with opportunities to refinance pharmacuticals
from asian coeds while losing weight fast, and it's hard to wade
through them for your messages. We do want to hear from you and
want to respond promptly, but we're being buried in spam.
So here's our trick: if you include the initials <KV>
in the subject line; for example...
Are noses in stock?KV
subject: KV Woohoo! I took my first drive today!
...it won't get misplaces by our spam filters. We search for that
letter pair, and email that lacks that code is likely to be deleted. Sorry
for any inconvenience, but it does help us serve you better, since we don't have to waste time wading through...cybernetic bullbleep.
e-mail with unexpected attachments is discarded. Our ISP
has no way of knowing if an attachment is going to cause problems,
whether it's a vicious virus or just a waste of resources. Contact
us for specific instructions if you want to send us something,
and include file name, file type and file size with your query.
Best way is, send us a link to the file so we can pick it up from
our end. PS: Please no more cute cat pictures with amusing captions.
Regards, Jack McCornack
*KV HQ is still in Cave Junction, but the Post Office burned down on May 30th, and took a lot of mail with it, so...an even better excuse than "The dog ate my homework."